Gentlemen's Club Listings
Here's a suggested listing of the best strip clubs to check out in L.A.
     Now listen ladies, don't complain, alot of you are going in there now, and out
  here on the West Coast,  it's very trendy to go to these places,
alot of them are very chic inside, and
   the girls are . . . . "pretty entertaining". 

Here's my  suggested picks:

FOUR PLAY
located in West L.A. off Pico Blvd.
Valet parking Nice decor, Nice girls, Lunch and dinner is available, bets of all,
the table dances are just $12.00! Great selection of beautiful girls.
Many breathtaking erotica nd exotic beauties here.
Open daily, open late on weekends

Rogue Gentleman's Club
Van Nuys
L.A. Direct Models are there every other Tuesday
with great themed performances.
Featuring the top women in the Adult Film Industry.
Cehck their site for more information and appearance listings

DEJA-VUE SHOWGIRLS
located in Beverly Hills on Beverly Blvd. and North Hollywood off Coldwater
Cyn Blvd. Open daily, special two for one dances, good food in Bev. Hills club.
The Coldwater club has the hottest and wildest ladies
Check out the private fantasy Bedrooms in the back for "private dances"!
Valet parking The Coldwater site was once a dance studio that I taught dance at
back in the early 80's, boy does time change things huh?!

JET STRIP
located in Inglewood, out by the airport.
Open Daily, not full bar, lite food menu, but then again, who REALLY goes to
these clubs to eat, right?! I've had some real fantastic lap dances, very
memorable, if you know what I mean If there's a better place out there, you
better let me know ladies!

SPEARMINT RHINO

One of the top rate, classy, and upscale gentlemen's clubs on the West Coast.
One the weekend's (Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nites), they feature some of the top adult film stalets in the business.
In fact, this is how alot of the girls make their big money, is doing feature dancing performances, then meeting fans,
and signing autographs, taking polaroids,and selling videos after their performances.
Some of the top adult film stars that I have seen performing there include;
Kira Kener, Terri Weigel, Jasmine St. Claire, and Jenna Jameson.
Tuesday nites are Amatuer Dance Contest Nites at most locations.

City of Industry, CA
15411 E. Valley Blvd.
City of Industry, CA 91746
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 626-336-6892
Fax: 626-336-4524

Downtown Los Angeles, CA
2020 E. Olympic Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90021
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 213-629-9213
Fax: 213-629-9214

Van Nuys, CA
15004 Oxnard St.
Van Nuys, CA 91411
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 818-994-6453
Fax: 818-994-3952

Oxnard, CA
630 Maulhardt Ave.
Oxnard, CA 93030
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 805-988-6518
Fax: 805-988-6520

Santa Barbara, CA
22 E. Montecito St.
Santa Barbara, CA 93454
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 805-568-1620
Fax: 805-568-1622

Santa Maria, CA
505 S. Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 805-349-9535
Fax: 805-349-2735

Upland, CA
573 N. Central Ave.
Upland, CA 91786
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 909-946-5378
Fax: 909-946-7921

Rialto, CA
312 S. Riverside Ave.
Rialto, CA 92376
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 909-873-2257
Fax: 909-873-0523

Las Vegas, NV
3340 S. Highland Dr.
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 702-796-3600
Fax: 702-796-3555

Adult Superstore
City of Industry, CA
15429 E. Valley Blvd.
City of Industry, CA 91746
Click here for more information & map
Tel: 626-961-1724
Fax: 626-961-6770

   
James with friend, Cleopatra of The Nile

• Dress Right  wear kahki's or dockers, or silky slacks.
  
• Jeans rub the girl the wrong way when she's giving you a dance.   
  
• Remember,  some of you guys may want to wear dark pants, if you get what I mean.
• Don't be a cheap tipper, bring $5 bills to tip, trust me in the long run, you'll impress them.
• Be a gentleman, there's a reason they call it a "gentleman's club", so act like a gentleman.
  
• Yes they're strippers, but they are also ladies, and they deserve your respect.
  
• Give respect, and you'll get respect.
• Keep cash in a shirt pocket, it's easier to pull out, and it harder to lose or get stolen.
• If she suceeds in making you feel good, tip her real well.
  
• Enjoy yourself, but don't get too wrapped up in the fantasy.
  

FANTASYISLAND
located in West L.A. on Pico Blvd.
It's easy to find with the South seas decor on the outside!
Theme rooms, and lovely ladies fill the walls here. Full Bar and Valet Parking.
Amatuer contests weekly, check these out, cause they're usually some wild nites.
I was an emcee here several years ago for their famous bikini contests.
Good food here as well.

*STAR STRIP*
located at 365 North Le Cienega Boulevard, across from the Coronet Theater and Trashy Lingerie Store.
Lap Dances, and Theme Rooms. Seems popular with tourists.
Open 7 days and especially nights a week until 3:00am, and 4:00am on the weekends.

CRAZY GIRLS
located at Le Brea Avenue,  south of Sunset Boulevard.  Hollywood.
Open 7 days and nights a week.
Topless dancing, pool tables,  couch and table dances.
This is the infamous place that many of Hollywood's biggest names have frequented.

VALLEY BALL
located at 8532 Sepulveda Boulevard in Van Nuys.  They strive for a premiere men's club status. Special VIP Rooms. 
Lap and Couch Dances. Amateur Dance contest on Tuesday nights.
Open 7 days and nights a week.

BODY SHOP
located on the Sunset Strip, next to Sushi On Sunset, in West Hollywood.
One of the most famous and longest  still running gentlemen's club in Los Angeles.
Topless. Lap Dances. Open 7 days and nights a week until 3:00am.
I see a lot of young ladies in here, especially after a few drinks at the end of the night on the Sunset Strip.
They used to have a "Chippendale's Type" show here back in the late 70's early 80's,
and yours truly was the emcee back then for a while,
that is until the night that the 300 pound lady pulled my pants off onstage, and tried to carry me off.
This is the spot that used to be the home for that infamous female stripper, "Kitten Natividad",
who still looks great. Bless her giant breasts.

Industrial Strip
6872 Farmdale Ave.
North Hollywood, CA
 Nude Dancing
Phone: 800-978-7479
Cover Charge: $10.00 Entry Age: 21
VIP Area:   Couch Dances
Bar; No Alcohol
Club Hours: Mon - Thu  11am - 2am
  Sat  11am - 4am / Sun  4pm - 2am

Venus Faire Showgirls

Located at 6452 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA
Phone: 818-763-0400
Cover Charge: Call ahead  Entry Age: 21
 This is like the infamous palces in San Francisco or New York, where you go into the litttle booth,
drop your money in the slot, and the the slide goes up,
and you see the girl dancing, and stripping for you on the other side of the booth.Cool huh?
Well, yes and no. The are private booths, where it is a little more comfortable, more one on one, so to say.
You can sit on a stool, on your side,and the girl has more room, and a better setting on her side of the glass.
There's also phones, so you can talk to the girl on the other end of the glass.
Now the cons, the place is usually filled with every perv, and horndog this side of the Rockies,
crusing around and around checking out which girls they want to visit in the booth.
Also because this are "private booths" some of the pervs, . . . . well, I think you know where I'm going with this.
Sometimes, the girls in here have been really pretty, but that was several years ago,
and I haven't been in there for a long time now.
Club Hours: Open 24 hours seven days a week

Star Garden
6630 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA
Club Type: Topless    Phone: 818-764-9766
Cover Charge: $5.00  Entry Age: 21
VIP Area
Bar: Beer/Wine
Club Hours: Mon - Sat  11am - 2am / Sun  2pm - 2am
Cool little place, a valley Rock N'Roll crowd here, like a neighborhood dive bar.
It's  just that you have topless chicks dancing around, of course they probably do that in
little dive bars after a few drinks anyways.

Bob's Classy Lady
Locaated at 14626 Raymer St.
Van Nuys, CA
Club Type: Nude    Phone: 818-787-BOBS
Cover Charge: $12.00  Entry Age: 21
VIP Area     Dance Cost: $20.00
Bar: No Alcohol
Club Hours: Mon - Thu 11am - 2am
    Fri - Sat  11am - 4am / Sun  4pm - 2am
Popular location for alot of adult film actresses and actors in the San Fernando Valley.
Many adult film actresses ahve performed here.
Small place, could definetley use a good upgrade.

The Wild Goose
Located at 11604 Aviation Blvd.
Inglewood, CA
Club Type: Topless   Phone: 310-643-9769
Cover Charge: No Cover   Entry Age: 21
 Dance Cost: $10.00
Bar: Full Bar   Food: Full Menu
Club Hours: 7 Days a week
The Wild Goose opened in 1966, and is one of  the finest topless adult cabarets in the Los Angeles area. Over the years, they have developed a reputation for being the "Place to Be" when it comes to beautiful women, and a friendly atmosphere, again, it's like a neighborhood bar.
I dated a cute asian girl who worked here once, nice place, but the area where you go to get a lap dance could be a bit more private/secluded,and again,
they could also do with a bit of an upgrade, not much, just a little.
 
 

If you have any places that you'd like me to include here,
drop me a line, that's what I'm here for,
to review them and tell you folks about them.
 
 

 
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